We are Indian brothers if …

• Your mother is so modern and understanding that you won’t ever let your current modern heart throb know that this particular woman is your mother.
• Your dad is some sort of engineer or doctor or a government employee who took atleats 15years of service to buy a 2nd hand maruti car.
• Your parents tried to get you into places half-price saying you were 12 when you were really 15.
• You ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing.
• You have a 40kgs bag of rice in your kitchen.
• The more aged your relatives are more badly the fart in the public
• You’ve had a bowl haircut at one point in your life.
• Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids or your cousins doing wonders abroad.
• You’ve learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom.
• you know what's going to happen in every Hindi movie before it happens
• You’ve never got those little red envelopes around February and if you got it, its still there intact after 12 years.
• Piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back doors.
• Your father and grandfathers have hair on their ears
• Idiot people try to impress you with pathetic imitation of foreign languages
• At least one family member wears black wire/plastic frame glasses
• your relatives' houses smell like incense, mothballs or both
• You like Rs75/- movies...you like Rs25/- movies even more.
• Your parents insist you marry within your Caste.
• You either really, really want to go to USA or really, really want to stay away from it
• Your parents have never kissed you nor have you ever seen them kissing each other
• Your mothers world is centered around "Kanta Bai" and watching "Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi"
• Your dad wears a torn vest
• You paint your Outer boundary with gods so that no one urinates on your wall
• Teen age sex is the word you heard when you were in your 20's
• "You want a stereo!" When I was your age, I didn't even have shoes!!" that’s the reply you get from your father
• Atleast one person you know in your family who studied under street lights and came up in life
• You have to call just about all your parent's friends "Auntie and Uncle."
• You have 12+ aunts and uncles from both your mother's and your father's side
• At expensive restaurants, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage and NEVER order dessert never ever feeling comfortable till you are out under sun.
• Your parents simply cut the rotten part off the fruit and serve it on the table
• The vast majority of the people related to you wear glasses. Thick glasses.
• You get nothing if you do well in school, but crapped on if you don't
• Your family owns a tennis racquet and you feel you are modern within your friend circle.
• You will most likely be taller than your parents.
• The furniture in your house never matches the wallpaper, the carpet, the decorations or any of the rest of the furniture.
• Do whatever your father will always find you lesser student than him
• Your parents bought you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come."
• Your dad’s scooter never starts before you kick it for 30 times and bend it to 15 degrees.
• in your workplace when foreign delegates visit your office you turn the world upside down to please them