Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Guys should be Gay

I stumbled upon an interesting observation by Jey Leno from late night show he had “come to the conclusion that if everyone was just a little bit more gay, the world would work a lot smoother”.

He laments that guys are reckless and disorderly in their demeanor. They do not care to maintain personal hygiene, nor do they dress neatly (which is considered to be a gay-ish trait). And they smell like ass all day, don’t they! This kind of uncouth and unkempt behavior of guys (as a sub-species!) has been very eloquently portrayed as the basic trait of guys of the world in the funny best seller Dave Barry’s Complete Guide to Guys. Barry defines guys like this:-
My point is that guys are not merely shallow, childish, irresponsible, unreliable, slovenly, sports-crazed, sex-obsessed, crotch-scratching boors. They are all these things, but they are not merely these things. …….

So if you are a woman, and you find yourself getting irritated at the guy in your life because he has a few petty guy foibles such as a tendency to blow his nose on the curtains, or burp and fart in public… remember that, if some kind of crisis were to arise, the very same so-called worthless guy is fully capable of sizing up the situation in a calm and coolheaded manner and that too without regard to his own personal safety –
going out for a bottle of Cuppi for that….

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