Tuesday, May 29, 2007

The glory of being a virgin

Are you a virgin? Out of the blue she popped up the question. It took me two minutes before recovering and coming up with an answer in affirmative. I could view a suppressed smile on her face. What if I would have replied in negative? May be she would have thought that I am a demeaning character and loved to kick my rear side.

Virginity is directly proportional to character, if not all most of people are in sync with this thought. I know lot of my female friends who are proud to be a virgin; it’s like a treasure to them which they want to bestow upon their future hubbies. Phew only if they know that their dream merchants are in any case too desperate to lose this fortune!

Unlike their counterparts males don’t want to live with virginity glory for long (no shaadi key baad for them), it’s sucking for them to live with a virgin tag. But God knows how keen are they to marry a bride who has an intact hymen; often discussing ways to come with a sure shot way of discovering virginity (I guess these people can be awesome anchors on discovery channel). Not being modest most of us males to be precise are virgin not by choice... who don’t love sinning if its so pleasurable

I often wonder why virginity is such an obsession with both males and females. We leash our urges to safeguard this so called asset so that in future we could prevent embarrassing moments (all those paapi, neech kind of jingles). Afterall, what virginity has to do with character? Take a simple case, when we feel hungry, we have our supper. Do we wait for some auspicious time or for some partner? Similarly, why can’t we take physical intimacy like that? Like hunger, sex is a drive humans can’t suppress. Maybe it’s something to do with the way sex is...Man will boast about his sexual escapades but a girl will always hide it.

What humbug! Instead of vying for a virgin soul mate better enjoy Virgin Mary mocktail.

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