"It hurts when you land."
Anyway, what's good about falling in love? If you are of my age and traveled the road I have taken by now you must know it’s just an unwanted pain. Where's the good part? I guess it might be good if you fell in love with someone blonde or someone who don’t understand what it means to be demanding, irritating, plaguing a mans life… to be a woman…and Indian woman.
Anyway falling in love for most people is very painful.
My advice is - avoid it like the plague or plaque if you're dentally challenged. Get laid and thank your stars that you are worth getting laid.
The following is my top five methods to avoid falling in love take it as an advise you will need it to live a healthy life:
5. When you see someone attractive and worth falling in love by your standards, picture them in bed with me (My photo is there in this Blog page for those who don’t know me personally). That should kill any romantic urges.
4. If forced or by devils luck get a chance to talk to someone attractive focus on their nostrils. Unless you are a totally sick human being, there is nothing attractive about nostrils or think about her father. Girls father are the worst of human kind – Physically… mentally… all ally in English diction.
3. If on a dinner date with someone attractive order the whole course at once and keep your ears on high alert luckily you will hear her burp. That’s it.
2. Wear underwear that keeps riding up or getting in your crack like barbed wire. That will remind you of how annoying relationships are, and the adjustments you need to make, can be.
1. If none of the above works, find the nearest rest room take your time imagine what ever you want with who so ever you want take the load off your system. Come back if you still want her in your life… well, you are not a man. This whole Blog is not for you.
And If you're still around after all these like shameless monkey scratching his bum trying to find food there… you've fallen hard. Let's just hope you landed on something soft, like you're head. At least you will set examples for others not to fall in love.
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