The art of Commiting Suicide

There was a time when I was thinking of committing suicide not many moons ago. Committing suicide not because I hate this life but because I was so very curious to know what lies beyond death. This life as such is over... she got married... she is married...global warming... mosquitoes at night...traffic jams... dust... noise... sunlight... I hate everything. What I love is something which I can buy and own all my life. I feel its safe addiction... we are diverting from the topic... back to suicide to unveil the ultimate mystery “what lies beyond death”. I won’t mind being a ghost if I get all those special powers what we think they have. In fact I think I will do pretty good at being a ghost. I mean most people die an unwanted death or as an unsatisfied soul and become ghost, here I am dieing to become ghost. I don’t want to hang myself if you read more about death by hanging you will find instances where people took half an hour or may be more to actually die. That’s bloody painful and I don’t want a painful death. I guess the best way is to have an over doze of sleeping pills. Yes, that’s the best way – “dieing when you are sleeping...” but there are preparations, things to be done... actions to be executed. You don’t commit a suicide without writing a suicide note...That will be foolish... give a reason to your death...Your suicide note will be the last thing people have to remember you by. Your relatives, friends, police officers, and others, will read it. Some people take your suicide note to judge the way you lived your life. You might think that suicide notes would be the most carefully crafted documents, however in many cases, they are written carelessly and hastily. The worst suicide notes I know of was of girl in her late twenties from my childhood days. She died by hanging herself to the ceiling fan hook her suicide note said “I am committing suicide”...

I have shelved the idea of committing suicide for time being there are few things on priority which I may not be able to do if I die...but I got few things to share with people who want to leave a real impression before buying their ticket to happy hunting grounds.

If you are not actually committing suicide because you want to die but are just looking to get attention, do not bother reading this. The world never forgets the one who cant even do a good job in committing suicide. And your note will mean nothing once the doctors are done treating the scratches on your wrists or pumping the 2000mg of Advil out of your stomach. There are better ways of getting attention anyway. For those who value mystery of death more than miseries of life I will suggest make this your masterpiece. There is no joy better than leaving the world when you are on top of it.

Start Early.
Getting an early start is important. If you can, start a few days before your suicide. Make sure you're in a clear state of mind. You do not want to try to write your note while waiting for the pills you took to kick in, or have to rush through it before you bleed to death. Giving yourself enough time to write your note will help eliminate the most common mistakes.

Don't try to say everything.
There are probably a lot of things you have on your mind, and you need to take some time and sort them out. Decide what is most important to say and leave out things that don't matter. Decide now what you want your readers to come away with after reading your note. Eliminate those things that distract from that point.

Handwrite your note if you can.
A handwritten note is a lot more personal. However, if you are worried your letter will not be understood, or you are physically not able to write it by hand don't worry about it. The important thing is that you get your message across.

Be natural.
Write the way you would speak. I feel a good suicide note is personal, not formal. Don't get out the thesaurus and look for the biggest words you can find. Be yourself.

Avoid cliché’s
Filling your note with phrases like "Goodbye cruel world" and "no one understands me" will make your note feel less like your thoughts and more like a form letter. Too many cliché’s and it can look like you are just going through the motions or that you are leaving a note because you feel that you should, but without having anything to say. If you want to say something but it sounds too cliché, try to re-word it a little.

In general, use first person.
It creates a sense of intimacy and makes it easier for a reader to see things from your point of view, if you want to use a different viewpoint, be sure that you stick to it throughout your whole note.

Don't use your note like a will.
You might want your best friend to get your stereo but your suicide note is not the place to express that. If you want to leave certain things to certain people you should setup a will ahead of time. Just because you write it down does not make it legal, and it can be easily dismissed by the claim that you were not of sound mind when you wrote it.
Taking the time to set up a will will also help keep you from giving away your stuff in the months/weeks/days before the suicide. That's one of the most obvious indications that you are thinking about killing yourself and will likely get you "saved", or at least make the process more difficult.

Be Honest.
Your note will be one of the last things you give the world to judge you by. If you include things that others can disprove, it can discount the entire note. Besides, there is not much reason for lying at this point, is there? Go by the Hindi movies dieing men don’t lie.

Don't reveal your methods.
This is most important when taking poisons and pills. Telling everyone what you took just makes it easier for them to give you the treatments needed to revive you. Alternately, you do not want someone to find the note that details which bridge you're jumping off of before you get that chance to jump. They might be able to stop you. People will find out how you did it once the autopsy reports come in anyway. Beside if you thinking my way via sleeping pills some Indian shit head will surely come up with sentence like “he was too coward to hang himself.”

Don't say anything you might regret.
There is always a chance that you will be found and "rescued". Suicide notes are not the place to rip into people, give away other's secrets, or confess crimes. The last thing you want is to end up in a hospital bed, facing the people who read something you would never have told them while alive.

Don't try to persuade the reader.
You do not want to spend your time trying to convince the reader that you are right. In most cases nothing you can say will change the way they feel. Your purpose is to express your point of view. It doesn't matter if the reader shares your point of view or not, only that they understand it. Anyways the world is going to brand you as wrong so the least you can do is don’t go to that tangent at all where things can only be right or wrong.

Proofread your note.
Re-read your note at least twice. It's easy to make a simple mistake that distracts from the overall feel of the note. When reading over your note, there are a lot of things to look for. It's better to read it several times, looking for something different each time then to try to remember it all while reading it over once.
Make sure the point you wanted to get across when you started writing is clear. Don't be afraid to make corrections, but be sure to read your note over again when you do.

Make your note easy to find
Take some time to consider where to leave your note. If you can't leave it near you, be sure to leave it in an obvious location. Even if you want someone in particular to read your note first, avoid sending it to someone by mail. There are too many things that could go wrong and once you send it, it's gone. Your note could get lost in the mail, or worse, it could reach someone before you can go though with it, or it goes to a spam and he deletes it before actually knowing you are dead.

Check your note for flow.
Your note should progress rather then being a loose connection of thoughts and feelings. People reading your note should see that it is going somewhere. That you are head strong...that you committed suicide because you were capable enough to execute this action to the fullest. If you're having a hard time, start with a sentence or two that sum up the point of the letter, and then end with a summary of the same topic. Every paragraph in between should support that point.

Make sure it's not too long.
There is a reason it's called a suicide note and not a novel. Try to keep it around two or three pages at the most. Avoid the temptation to mention or leave a little note to everyone you know. Not only does that get dull fast but you're certain to leave someone out.

P.S: There must be many more things to do which I am not aware of at present. If you think I missed out on something kindly share it with me and if possible, please send a copy of your suicide note to me at bottled.heights@gmail.com or leave a voicemail at 919880224784