Saturday, May 3, 2008

Taste Buds Don't Lie

My mother,father,Granparents were all meat eaters, infact first edition of my parent my elder brother he is a Carnivore...so by the fault of Genes,I too became a non veg.And my mother tells me, that when she was pregnant with me, she had the urge to eat brian fry.So its not my fault again that i am a brain eater as well... not a licker but an eater... it reach to such a limit that when I was a teenager I used to eat vegetables only because I hate plants...So my whole family and ancestors and their flesh eating genes conspired to make me a Non Veg,and put me at loggerheads with this girl who is a veggie. She got her own reasons not to touch flesh, she thinks if she eat green it will help her shed few quintals from her bottom end. That thought has not turned into reality yet maybe because she doesn’t mind loads of ice cream and cheese in her food. Wish I have the courage to tell her look at the elephant it’s a veggie too but I guess beside being true it might be rude. Anyways its her life and bottom... so be it. By the way as a cook she is a walking disaster...

Unlike other people I cant say my mother is a great a cook... only thing I can say is she can cook PERIOD. For last three years I am living only on Maggi and Kebab Magic and given a choice between my mother cooked food and Maggi and Kebab Magic food for reminder of my life I will chose the last two without a hitch. Its not like I got a great tastebuds... not at all... I can eat anything irrespective of how bad its cooked and if its really smelly and decomposed I just leave it without saying yucks. But there are some wow people who walked through my life lane and who were also great cooks!!!

Its something like an awesome woman you met turns out to be an equally wow in something else as well. Yeah those doublebarreled people whose Carishma just keeps on growing on you as time pass by. I have an aunt...my eldest aunt from my fathers side... awesome aunt...wife...mother...mother in law...grand mother in whole an awesome woman and yes an awesome cook. I got a cousin sister-in law as well she makes great cold mutton salad!!! Infact what ever she makes you can feel she loves cooking and same kind of taste and delicacy she puts in all the other aspect of life making her a wow person as a whole. Then there is D... I just tasted her food once... some chicken it was even the bones were eaten up. I was not hungry... food was delicious.

What I am trying to say here my friends is a novel way of finding someone worth while in your life. So next time you meet a real cool girl with whom you want to spend rest of your life do a litmus paper test. Instead of meeting her over lunch or dinner ask her cook something when you meet and then ask your tastebuds to decide.

Have you heard the new Shakira song “Taste Buds Don’t lie!!!” Bon Appetite...

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