Living the husband moments

I had a sloppy first half of life and the second half is going through a litmus paper test, which I call Marriage.

It’s the second half alrite… I got double chin for starters … got grey hair trespassing my youth on my sideburn running a very successful breeding program right on my cheeks…and you know you are getting old when you hurt yourself while sleeping…and having a wife just works like a catalyst to your aging process.

What is special?? – Part I

I have lately been on my burning the bridges tour… with friends, neighbor’s family… especially the family and people who are usually around me.Hate to believe I have retards in my family line but the numbers just keep on pouring.