Relationship Replant

You want to be in a relationship? You think its time to commit to that special someone? Forsake your life and wear the commitment band? That’s a bold statement to make my friend. Can I offer a piece of advice? There's a last train leaving at midnight, take that.

"Understanding relationships" can't be done. Others, maybe, but the one you are in or considering? Absolutely no, drill it down your system. Einstein's theory of relativity does not apply here. History greats with brains, beauty, sub-human strength and caliber couldn't pull it off, how can you? Okay, it's not you… it's me. I'll admit I am just a little bitter. But in a good, mature way. And probably that’s what counts here.

The only thing I honestly do understand about relationships is this: that cute little thing that your Sweetie does? Given some time it won't be nearly as cute. It will make you nauseous. You will wonder for hours what ever possessed you to find that one particular trait so endearing in the first place. You'll also marvel at the thought if you put just a teeny tiny touch of poison in the coffee every day would it over time take fuse her out, or will she build up a tolerance like you are trying to build against her. Would it ever show up in the autopsy? Would they ever understand why you poisoned her if they pin it down to you? How dearly you will wish that she starts cheating behind your back or betray you in some sense or the other so that you can get the monkey off your back. What if I drive the car at a high speed and hit that tree at the corner left, will it only kill her and leave you to live your life again.

So I say remember that whatever your Queen bee’s quirk is, magnified and repeated over months or years will drive you insane. They will always demand same kind of applause and admiration for their silly insane trait what you stupidly showed during the first time, irrespective of the fact that they have repeated it countless times after that.

You bloody can't understand it… it's beyond explanation. Bottom-line what attracts you today will surely repel you forever for the days to come. I repeat again remember the train at midnight... be there…