Prehistoric Man

Way back in time, when men used to roam the earth with club in hand andwomen prayed that the man who knocked her out cold was "the one" - the caveman of her dreams.

Sadly though, many a headache and broken dream was the only result, as the majority of men in the day were not at all that a good catch by today's standards. It seemed they only concerned themselves with fending off saber-toothed tigers and really never had much time to hone their romantic skills. They were just the okay kind of a man according to modern ways, and in fact, all of them were like this.

The good men - the romantic cavemen - were usually eaten by predators, and to this day, when a fossil is found of such a man, usually a prehistoric flower can also be found right next to him.

In all the commotion of daily life three thousand years ago, protecting the home front from mammoths and maintaining the sharpness of spears and climbing trees or jumping from it without any reason took up a lot of time, but supposedly good cavemen somehow managed to muster up enough romantic inclination and ten minutes of time to produce cave babies with their newly captured brides.

Once these cave babies were done crawling around in the dirt of the lair, it was the assumed duty of their cave mamas to grow these missing links into strong law-abiding citizens. However, due to the shortages in manpower, and the ever-increasing size of predators grown fat from sensitive brethren lost; the young male cave teenagers had to go out and help the cave papas fight to protect the cave kingdom. Once again, missing out on another poetry lesson carved on the wall by mama dear.

It seems that in prehistoric days, romantic and sensitive natures were actually "not" what qualified a "good man", but rather the qualities of strength to provide family safety and goods for survival were the prerequisites. If this were true, then in fact good men were all over the place, because we men still live to this day chasing those carnivores or protecting our future from them except the Mammoths and Saber tooth’s of today’s world are our self made. Career goals, Money Loads or them, Luxury limitless security never ending the list of predators goes on and on…

Today the needs are different; choices of women have also shaken up. Survival is now a vote away, and instead of keeping an eye out for predators, women keep an eye for a straight guy. The Man as we have learnt is pre-historic now or almost on the verge of extinction if you want to debate. What we see is a slimy, super sensitive creature with no backbone. He doesn’t have a shoulder but a long neck begging for a shoulder. As a matter of fact, few scientists believe that the day could soon come when it is men who are ruthlessly bashed over the head and taken home.

However, and luckily for women, the question of whether to drag him by the hair, or by the feet, was solved by the invention of the wheel.