My take on Child Birth - Addon to my Sisters

Giving birth is like taking a BIG and LONG hard dump in the toilet. It's where you think you can't take another minute of it as the sweat beads up and runs amok. Mostly, you think you're going to die first before passing those uncut huge watermelons.

And then, the baby is in your arms. A puss-like and bloody substance still clings to parts of the baby's body. The face is scrunched and pinched up like a shriveled head in a curio shop. There's a screeching cry of anger and confusion that won't stop. And you think you've never seen any baby as beautiful as this one ever in your life. I never heard about any woman who have not cried with joy after seeing her just born.